Homeland Security?

So this guy:

shows up, bloody, at the US border with Canada, and wants to get into the US. He is carrying:

A homemade sword

a hatchet

brass knuckles

and a chainsaw with something resembling blood on it.

The US questions him for two hours and lets him in. He actually was due in a Canadian court that day, on assault charges for threatening to kill a guy. The next day, that guy’s uncle and wife are found, one of them decapitated, dead.

Then a while later they find him wandering down the side of the road in Massachusetts wearing a shirt with red and brown stains all over it.

Thank God that we are being protected from the “evildoers” getting in to our country, now that we’ve “re-elected” George W. Bush.