“The Base Is Under Direct Attack”

At least two killed as a suicide bomber hits inside the gates of Bagram AF Base, Afghanistan, with Dick Cheney there.

UPDATE: AT LEAST TWENTY DEAD SAY WIRE REPORTS

“Initial reports are stating that 18 people were killed and three of them are foreign soldiers,” interior ministry spokesman Zemarai Bashary told AFP.

“The 15 others are civilian Afghan workers who wanted to enter Bagram air base for their work. On injuries we do not have exact reports.”

He did not specify if the dead soldiers at the base — the largest US military facility in the strife-torn country — were Americans.

IT’S NOW THREE HOURS AFTER THE ATTACK AND THERE IS NO MENTION WHATSOEVER ON CNN, FAUX NEWS, OR MSNBC
SOMETHING IS UP

AND HERE IS THE STUPIDEST MILITARY QUOTE OF ALL TIME:

Major William Mitchell said it did not appear the explosion was intended as a threat to the vice-president.

UPDATE 2: CHENEY APPARENTLY AVOIDED THE PILES OF DEAD BODIES AND MET WITH KARZAI IN KABUL