Don’t you hate it when this happens to you? You go to a party with George W. Bush and have a great time, then follow that up with 8 or so drinks with your “friends” who pay for your political career. You’re driving around Washington DC, drunk at over twice the legal limit, minding your business, when the stupid cops pull you over. You explain to them that you’re on the way to have a sick daughter (although you’re not known to have one), when the stupid cops take you in for some reason! So you call your mistress for help, only to have that lead to newspapers discovering she’s the mother of the secret, illegitimate daughter you told the cops about. Why can’t they understand that it’s all no big deal?
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