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Romney-Ryan Can’t Name A Single Tax Loophole They Would Close

Despite it being at the center of their supposed tax plan. Ryan couldn’t name one yesterday, and Romney couldn’t name one. That, in turn, inevitably leads to this:

Pat Robertson Suggests Man Beat His Wife

Pat Robertson, who was at Mitt Romney’s side this weekend when Mitt said President Obama would remove the word “God” from coins, tops this by suggesting a man beat his wife (since divorce is obviously never an option). During the first clip you see here, Robertson was seated in the front row, on the far bottom right of the screen.

Romney at NASCAR Race Could Not Name A Single Driver

I guess his entire staff is so scared of him they won’t even tell him he has to be ready for this stuff. It’s unbelievable. The man is a gaffe machine.

Citizenship

Go Chris Kluwe, maybe there is hope for the NFL after all. The players should strike to protect the referees’ jobs.

Chair Tops Romney In Poll Of RNC Speeches

A new poll shows the public saluting the chair’s performance as the highlight of the Republican Convention. Wisely, Mr. Eastwood congratulated the chair in advance.

ROMNEY: TROOPS WERE NOT IMPORTANT ENOUGH FOR MY SPEECH

Clint Eastwood’s “Mission Accomplished”

Love that headline.

Politifact: Three Is One Half Of Four

Look, Politifact, which claims to be a “fact checker” web site, just sucks. In order to rate a statement in the President’s convention speech as “half true,” they have to tell you that three is one half of four. I’ve had it.

How much more of this do we have to take? There are plenty of other fact checking web sites and reporters, and this one doesn’t even deserve any attention.

ROMNEY: COLD FUSION SOLVED

How’s this for alternative energy? Take that, Obama! Free energy forever!

Beaches Closed Due To Oil From 2010 BP Spill

The oil is still there. Right now. Lots of it.